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But even worse than the unnecessary family-based festive nudity are many of the fashion choices picked for the Christmas photos.

They also do all of their Christmas cooking without clothes too - although Helen admits she does don an apron while taking roast potatoes out of the oven. The collection certainly proves that while you can choose your friends, you cannot pick your family.

However, the couple will be doing all of this completely in the nip, and plan to tuck into their Christmas lunch without their clothes on - even though all their guests will be fully dressed. After a while he started allowing himself to be 'caught' naked around the house - 'forgetting' I'd be home early, and still walking around naked. On Christmas morning they exchange gifts before welcoming their guests to their home in Bromley, Kent - Helen's mum 75, and daughter, 15.

He asked if I would go along to a reverse life painting event, where I would be the clothed model and all the artists would be naked. I told him that was fine by me, but he had to wear clothes when he was around the house and I didn't want any part of it. The awkward album features some terrifying Saint Nicks and many have the traumatised children screaming on their lap to prove it.One father even decided to ruin his relative's Christmas memories by quickly getting his kit off before saying 'cheese'. The result is a sweet, smiling family photo in front of the sparkling christmas tree – with a balding, nude man crouched in the background. IN PICTURES: Nudity and Santa – 10 of the most AWKWARD Christmas family photos NAKED FAMILIES huddled together in front of the tree, tie-dye festive jumpers and blood-curdling Christmas clowns – welcome to the uncomfortably weird world of awkward family photos.

Like this family-of-four who braved the December chill to strip down to a festive fig-leaf for an uncomfortable Adam and Eve themed card. They'll be joined by Helen's fully-clothed mum and teenage daughter, but claim nobody bats an eyelid. I was more concerned as to whether it bothered my daughter, but when I asked her, she said it really didn't bother her at all.She adds: "I realised I'd wasted 20 years of my life worrying about what people think I should be wearing. With proud unfaltering smiles, the close-knit family intensely grin down the camera for a hysterical christmas card which they claim was the best way celebrate the new family hot tub. My teenage daughter and my mum both totally accept our lifestyle, and they really don't think twice now when we answer the door in all our glory.

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